For All You Time Wasters --DeWese

You need to forget about your best friend running off with your wife (which wasn’t so bad), but he also took your pickup—and unfortunately your dog was asleep in the back. I know how you miss that dog.

We’ve all just been flooded with bad news lately. I’ve got some prescriptions to ease the pain, but I’m not talking about Percocet or Jack Daniels. I’m talking about relying on the Great Time Wasters.