Don’t Be Like Maynard —DeWese

Can you beat that? For the past several years, I’ve been writing these columns with too little oxygen for my brain. Bet you never noticed.

The electrical problem has been fixed with a pacemaker. I’m also betting you have already noticed that I’m writing like Hemingway.

I have written columns on the beach, in various hotel rooms and various poolside verandas, but this is my first hospital room effort.