Don’t Be Like Maynard —DeWese

Maynard claimed to have been a personal bodyguard and photographer to President Ronald Reagan. He had the night off when the President was shot. He had been the top rated tank commander in Vietnam. Not just a tank commander, but the best in all of Vietnam.

Maynard was also a Navy Seal and an explosives expert. He claimed to have the largest firearms collection in the state. This, of course, qualified him to be in an outlaw motorcycle gang and best friends with both of Pennsylvania’s senators.