Don’t Be Like Maynard —DeWese

I felt so insignificant in Maynard’s presence. He is only 60 years old and I, at 66, could think of nothing over the span of my lifetime that even remotely compared to his bountiful accomplishments.

My wife, Attila the Nun, dropped by to visit me, and Maynard overheard us talking about the printing industry. Maynard promptly reported that he had founded a printing company in Detroit that printed all of the automobile catalogs.