He Just Doesn't Get It --DeWese

I can't watch 600-channel cable TV or read in the library all day. I'm the only inmate, so I can't even play cards. I do stroll through the gardens and loll in the hot bubbling spa. This is my think time.

What do I think about?

I think about all the things that are happening that I just don't get. That's the topic of this column—things I just don't get.