Healthy Sales in 2006 --DeWese

Others probably thought I had something cigarette-related. No, no, you dummies. You have forgotten that I quit smoking more than 390 days ago.

The doctors call my disease hypersensitive cutaneous vasculitis.

I call it the creeping crud.

The doctors say the cause wasn't diabetes or cigarettes, but rather some allergic reaction to a mystery villain. I won't describe the manifestation of the disease except to say it was confined to my feet and ankles—and HURT LIKE HELL.