Home Is Where the Hammer Hits —Cagle

Unfortunately, most of us poor schlubs have to pack multiple kids into the Bonneville and go buy our own Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

But at least we can walk down the street and scratch our rear ends without fear of the paparazzi snapping a picture. Privacy is golden.

LIFE MAKES SENSE AGAIN: Hear the calming whir of the crowd? Smell the food? Feel that warm breeze blowing right through you? The pop of the glove and crack of the bat? Feel the head of your son or daughter poking into your shoulder right around the seventh inning, seeking a pillow?