Is it Time to Retire? --DeWese

* If the accounting department is writing malicious, anonymous remarks on your paycheck envelope, you definitely should retire.

* If you throw up at the thought of making a prospect call, then retire.

Jeff Foxworthy may sue me if I don't admit that I stole his redneck jokes concept for this column. Jeff, if you're out there, thanks for the help. You've heard his jokes: "If you've ever worn a tube top to a funeral, you may be a redneck."