Is it Time to Retire? --DeWese

This final painting project occurred in 1978 and I've been semi-happily married ever since (any man who tells you that he is "totally" happily married is either braggin' drunk or outright lying. We are all whipped puppies.)

I am officially retiring from golf.

I haven't played since a horrendous day in 1981 at some course on Kiawah Island, SC. First the pro said I couldn't play his course in my sneakers, so I bought a pair of $129 black-and-white golf shoes that were worn once. Then, I lost all of my balls and about 15 more from the bags of the other three people in my foursome.