Is it Time to Retire? --DeWese

Finally, I am officially retiring from the World Iron Man competition and the National Surfing Association. What's more, there will be no more water skiing in my future.

This leaves me with selling, which is about all I seem to be good at. I guess I'm what you'd call a mediocre, natural born salesman. I'm not sure anyone ever said this before so I'll say it now, "Old, natural born salespeople never retire. They can't stop selling. They just walk into the darkness like Jimmy Durante would close his shows, turning every few steps to tip their hats to their customers.