Ah, the Power Of Advertising --Cagle

WE GET all kinds of phone calls with strange requests. People want to know if we will publish their memoirs. Or, they want to know about how to get published. I even get two or three calls a year from people wanting to know if I can forward their medical records to their new doctor. Apparently, my number closely resembles a university healthcare record-keeping department. Some people call to complain. A few have gone so far as to call me an idiot. One woman insisted on calling me three times in one day to tell me how stupid I was. I finally got sick of the insults and told my wife not to bother me during business hours.