Lessons in Integrity --DeWese

I'll bet writers will be referencing my quotes years from now. I'll probably be a whole chapter in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.

And to you hotshot editors, find something better to do than attack my prose. I've got my readers and all you have are sharp pencils. My parting shot: a fly bit the bare pate of a bald man who, in endeavoring to crush it, gave himself a hard slap. Then said the fly jeeringly, "You wanted to revenge the sting of a tiny insect with death? What will you do to yourself, who has added insult to injury?"