Lessons in Integrity --DeWese

Do you see how this great stuff just rolls out of my brain? How can you steal words if you don't read words? Everybody knows that I don't read. Why would I want the words of others to muddy up my mind? And you accuse me of plagiarism? Hah!

I suppose you think I just made up the Mañana Man's Second Great American Print Sales Prospecting Contest and that it never actually happened. I guess you think I just fabricated the winners, and that PCA Inc. of Baltimore; Victor Graphics, also of Baltimore; Worth Higgins & Associates of Richmond, VA; Ambrose Printing, Nashville, TN; and Saint Clair Press of Indianapolis, don't exist.