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Furthermore, I have lined up a stellar faculty of "professors" who will assist me with your PhD. Your education will continue in these pages until my colleagues and I run out of material. And, the good news: graduation. I am planning a graduation ceremony—where I pass out sheepskins—right in the heart of the French Quarter at Harrah's Hotel and Casino in New Orleans. Now, that's something worth shooting for.