Hey, Spring Break is Over —DeWese

First, let me say that I am grieved "MU" did not make it into the NCAA tournament. I understand that a 0-32 record will never qualify us for March Madness. I am actively trying to recruit some players who are more than 6´tall, with a vertical leap of over 2´. It's difficult. You remember a film a few years back that starred Woody Harrelson; I think it was titled "Print Salespeople Can't Jump." Our power forward is 5´7.5˝ and weighs 306 pounds. You have all seen her exhausted after just two or three trips up and down the court.