Meeting of the Minds --DeWese

It's been 61 days since I quit smoking cold turkey and this kind of pressure isn't making it any easier.

Now I can't drink—too many empty calories in booze. No more hot fudge sundaes with whipped cream on top 'cause there's too much sugar and fat.

No more bread, you know, there's too many carbs.

What is left to alleviate my anxieties? I haven't been able to get a girlfriend. It seems that I am now old, fat and ugly, when I just used to be fat and ugly.