Meeting of the Minds --DeWese

Furthermore, you would think that my wife of 15,488 days, Attila the Nun, would back off and cut me a little slack.

Somehow, she holds me personally responsible for everything that goes wrong, including her perception of the things that are wrong with the Bush administration and that the dishwasher isn't getting the tableware clean enough. Gosh, I hand wash all the pots, pans, dishes and silver before I load them in the brand new Maytag. I'm never invited to any White House policy sessions. I'm not going through another FBI investigation again.