Mouthful of Business Jargon --DeWese

Maybe it's Not too Late

Damn. I missed all that. I decided to invent, and then have, a late-life crisis. After all, I'm the guy who invented sales procrastination.

I thought I would go for the "other woman" fling and try to surreptitiously leave in the middle of the night. This strategy was a failure. My ad in the singles section of the Philadelphia Inquirer only drew three responses, all from inmates in the women's prison. It wouldn't have been so bad, but they sent their photographs.