Mouthful of Business Jargon --DeWese

I decided to sneak out anyway and maybe take a little trip to Las Vegas, where I could have some real fun and leave it all there. Unfortunately Attila the Nun, my wife of 43 years, found my airline e-ticket and hid my luggage and car keys.

I got even. Two days later, I drove home in my brand new Porsche convertible. Another failure. Once again, Attila hid the keys, but this time she called the psych unit at the hospital and had them come get me. I do have a private room and TV privileges.