Mouthful of Business Jargon --DeWese

I've had a lot of time to reflect on my mid-life crisis and it just proves that you cannot be something you are not. I am unqualified to philander or to drive a sports car.

This all, quite naturally, comes around to a sore subject with me—people trying to be someone they are not. Many of them, for example, master business jargon to prove that they're either a great salesperson who is in the know or a "with it" modern manager. Their jargon becomes so misused and excessive as to make me want to stay here in the funny ward.