Next on Best Seller's List --DeWese

I've decided to write another book. This book will have lots of pictures and maybe 16-point type. This way, slow readers, like me, can say they read a book and will have something to talk about at cocktail parties.

I have a title. It's a little long, but it covers the book's contents. It's going to be titled, "The Mañana Man's Guide to Cooking, Selling, Parallel Parking, Marriage and Happiness."