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Finally, if you can cook, parallel park, sell and have a successful marriage, you will damn sure be happy. My happiness is rooted in my limited mental ability. Fundamentally, I'm too dumb to be anything but happy. This is true of my integrity. I don't lie because I could never remember my lies. My memory is so poor that I'd get the elements of the lie messed up. So I stick to the truth.