Next on Best Seller's List --DeWese

Fundamentally, day in and day out, I'm happy. I'm 61, fat, diabetic and ugly, and I wouldn't trade places with any 35-year-old, flat-belly hardbody. I wouldn't make the trade because they probably haven't had the rich life I've enjoyed, will enjoy for the rest of my days, and they can't cook, park or sell as well as I can.