Next on Best Seller's List --DeWese

I can't wait to get started on the recipes for selling, cooking, parking, marriage and happiness. I'll bet Oprah will endorse my book for her book club. Dr. Phil will probably make "The Mañana Man's Guide to Cooking, Selling, Parallel Parking, Marriage and Happiness" his textbook.

My critics will whine, snivel and marvel at the book's ascension on the New York Times' non-fiction best seller list.