Next on Best Seller's List --DeWese

The literati, those erudite academic phonies who are my critics, will say, "What qualifies this idiot to write about cooking, selling, marriage and happiness?" They will assert that parallel parking is not even worthy of words. They'll whine that my topics are not related.

Hah! Boy will I prove them wrong. First of all, the topics are not only related, they are synonymous!