Next on Best Seller's List --DeWese

Man oh man! I am crushing the critics. I'll bet they can't even parallel park their racing bikes.

I don't even need to say it. You know it already. Cooking, parking and selling are intimately linked to marriage. Unlike my critics, who I doubt are actually in a relationship—but in case they are involved, are probably in either marital or significant other counseling—I have been married to the same woman for 41 years, in a relationship that improves every day. I never needed counseling because I simply surrendered to her will immediately.