Next on Best Seller's List --DeWese

Rule One was, "Anne is always right." Rule Two, of course, is, "When in doubt, see Rule One." If you can't see how a successful marriage relates to selling, then you need a frontal lobotomy.

I will, of course, expand on this in my book. Some uncaring louts have said, "DeWese, you are the most whipped man in North America." They don't understand. In yielding control, you don't have to sweat all the small stuff like which bills to pay. It's left me free to make all the big decisions, like deciding on a column topic.