How to Become a Superstar –DeWese

You were given some assignments last month. You had 30 days to complete the assignments. I hope you didn't let me down. There's nothing worse than a grouchy, 68-year-old columnist.

Do you even remember the assignments? I wish I had all of you gathered in a giant auditorium or, better yet, a huge venue like Jerry Jones' Cowboys Stadium. I could wander around among you, tap you on the shoulder and order you to read one of your assignments out loud to the crowd.