Ellis' Final Days Made Colorful –Cagle

Really, who cares about the writing on the certificate? Gold-foil embossing is all this reporter needs; you know you've made it in life when someone gives you a certificate that's got a nice embossing. You run a finger over it and let out a quietly-respectful "ooh." Throw on a logo or a coat of arms, and here comes the goose bumps.