Printers Make Presidential Run –DeWese

1. There will be no consumption of alcohol during the debate.
2. Candidates will lose points if they strike an opponent.
3. Curse words are strictly prohibited.
4. Candidates who wish to use wacky-tobacky or over-the-counter prescription drugs must step outside the side door to the gymnasium.
5. Some candidates slammed down some shots prior to the debate, some others smoked some funny hand-rolled cigarettes and some did both. Now speaking slowly, I remind you that you have a two-minute limit for your answers.

Harris: I will begin the debate with a question for Lou Baiocchini. Lou, am I pronouncing your name correctly?