Special Session for ‘Losers’ —DeWese

FAILING? FAILING!

Eleven of my readers are failing my PhD. course here at Mañana University. I have given my readers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to earn a doctorate in print communications sales. We are only in class number four in the first semester, and some of you are already failing.

Students don't have to leave their offices or homes. They can lean back in a recliner or relax on a chaise lounge, or study and sip at a cocktail lounge. You can even float in your pool and study these lessons. There is no professor standing over your shoulder poised to rap your knuckles with a heavy ruler.