Special Session for ‘Losers’ —DeWese

Thornton Thomas: "I jumped the battery of the print buyer at Citibank. She was stranded out in the parking lot with a dead battery, and she was grateful. She even promised to see me sometime."

Professor DeWese: "Way to go, Thornton. It would help if you could pin down the appointment a little more specifically, but you did solve a problem. The final question was an essay question. I asked each of you to write three paragraphs about your three most significant accomplishments during the past 30 days. Looking over your papers, I see that none of you listed any accomplishments relating to print sales. Thornton, you did bowl a 147. Monique, you did show up at the plant 14 days, and you did get a gig on Friday and Saturday night at the VFW Hall.