Small/Quick vs. Franchise Printers — War of the Worlds

And in this corner, wearing the blue and white trunks, from the fighting city of your home town, are the battle-tested small commercial and quick printers. They are squaring off against the master of disaster, king of sting: the franchise printer. Your referee is the office superstore, which will occasionally take a swipe at either the small/quick and franchise pugs when they’re not looking. So, maybe a pro wrestling analogy would be more apropos, with OfficeMax wielding a folding metal chair.