Star Bores -- Lessons From Hollywood

Helen Hunt just won best actress for her performance in "As Good As It Gets." Nope, don't know her and didn't see the flick. But she does look familiar and that was a nice blue dress. I'll bet that irritating Joan Rivers had plenty to say about Helen Hunt's dress even though I thought it was fine.

That appears to be Joan River's only job now: criticizing what other people wear at various Hollywood events. That's akin to me getting paid to criticize other people for being too short, too thin or, er, ahem, too portly.