Star Bores -- Lessons From Hollywood

Joan River's job reminds me that hypocrisy is a trait that you will not find among the best salespeople. These winners are principled people, and if they embrace some belief, it applies to themselves first and foremost.

"Titanic" has won a slew of Academy Awards so far. Haven't seen it.

I'll probably see it in some Holiday Inn in Saginaw, MI, some lonely night if I can work up my nerve. I'm always reluctant to order a movie in a hotel because I'm afraid the people at the credit card company will think it was an X-rated movie and cancel my credit card. They should know that at age 55, I could care less about seeing naked people with 2-percent body fat cavorting. Somehow, my paranoia tells me those credit card people might assume the wrong thing.