The Age of Enlightenment? —DeWese

Thank you, thank you, politicians for this new strategy. You’ve given the struggling printing industry a new marketing approach for getting political campaign jobs. Now, we can point out that alternative media, specifically television, has been proven to be harmful to your health.

You need to spend all of your campaign funds on printed direct mail, coupled with extensive e-mail blasts. Spend more money on printed yard signs. Or, better yet, invest in printed wide-format billboards, bus wraps, truck wraps and even building wraps.