The Age of Enlightenment? —DeWese

When I unpacked the computer in my office, there was no CPU. The salesman must have forgotten to put it in my trunk. I rushed back to the store madder’n hell. I stormed into the store to complain that the salesman forgot the box containing the CPU.

About six people were within earshot when I was informed that all the stuff formerly in the CPU is now contained behind the touchscreen, and that the various ports and drives are on the side of the screen. The people at the store are still laughing at the old man who is touchscreen-illiterate.