The Next Wave of Websites--DeWese

My ideas will be instantly profitable. Let me run them up your flagpoles and see if you don't do some saluting.

How about www.YourCompetitors AccountList.com? Visit this site, give me your credit card number and you can download all of your rivals' account lists complete with names, phone numbers and print budgets. Remember to always enter your credit card number first, so our attendants can check out your credit line and figure out how much to charge you.