The 'Normal' Kidnapper -- DeWese

Conversations with this guy are fun and refreshing because he's "normal" and, of course, I am "normal."

All this thinking about being "normal" prompted me to do some high-level, in-depth research and here's what I found:

Looking at the Numbers

The U.S. population is 288,369,698. You have to back out all the infants and toddlers whose personalities are not fully formed and are definitely "abnormal." Next you have to eliminate the kids going through that weird puberty thing and all the teenagers. None of these people are "normal." Okay, according to the Census Bureau, that leaves 215,475,215 people who are potentially "normal."