The 'Normal' Kidnapper -- DeWese

But wait! I'm not finished.

You have to subtract the criminals on the lam, the criminals who are incarcerated, the criminally insane and all the terrorists who may be wandering around and perhaps even living in your own neighborhood. Deduct another 15,212,702.

Did I say "ne'er do wells"? No I didn't. They number 17,454,234. And what about the deadbeats? I had to take them out and we're down to 6,554,754 people who are maybe "normal."