The 'Normal' Kidnapper -- DeWese

Don't worry. I didn't forget the two most important categories—all the price-focused print buyers. Finally, I have to eliminate the price-cutting printers.

And, there you have it.

There are only 271 "normal" people in this great land of ours.

Only 271 sane, rational people in my elite corps. Thank God, I am among them. Incidentally, I am the digit "one" that appears immediately after the digit "seven" in 271.