Two Decades of Laughs with Substance --DeWese

In 1993 another very jealous industry expert talked about me in his hotshot keynote address during Graph Expo at some fancy event on the 82nd floor of some pricey hotel. My invitation to the event was lost in the mail, but I heard about it later. He said, "DeWese, the so-called Mañana Man, has written a garbage-can-full of fluff that can be condensed down to about a shot glass full of substance." The big shot speaker added, "Reading and paying attention to his columns can be dangerous to your health."