Waiting on 383 Sales Tips --DeWese

I got it. They're gonna can me because I'm too short. I just read a study put out by the University of Florida that reports tall people are better than short people and make $789 more per inch annually than their shorter co-workers. The Florida study made no mention of the pay difference between fat and slim workers. I'll bet there's some compensation bias based on body mass index (BMI). Attila the Editor is about 6'5˝ and very slim, and now he's going to toss me on the scrap heap of short, fat writers.